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MOST RECENT EPISODE: "EPISODE 121- DOUG BENSON FROM VH1 AND SUPER HIGH ME"
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iTUNES NAMED MY CD IN TOP 10 COMEDY ALBUMS OF '08!!
Ok folks, here's the deal. I have been lucky enough to have been given a record deal with Comedy Central. Click one of the buttons for iTunes or Amazon above to jump to the page for my new album. Or, you can puchase a physical copy of the CD by clicking HERE. If you would like to send a copy of the CD to a random US soldier overseas, just note that when you place the order.
Now here is where I need some big time help. The ultimate goal is that the CD will eventually be available in stores like Best Buy and Wal-Mart. Before that can happen, Comedy Central has set a goal of 5,000 copies downloaded/sold. Yes, I know that's a lot. But it can be done and I hope that you'll help me reach my target. Then when it makes it into the stores, you can say, "I helped get this thing in here."
CURRENT COUNT OF ALBUMS SOLD (6/19/09): 1,400
The CD is only $9.99. It's an hour's worth of material I've worked on my entire career. There will be a few jokes from my first album, a little bit of material from my Comedy Central 30-min special, and a bunch of new stuff as well. So won't you help me out? Spend $10, get a CD I've poured my entire career into, and hopefully add some good Karma to your life. I can't promise the Karma, but if it helps sell a few more copies, fantastic.
How else can you help? Easy.
Tell others about me and my goal. You can click the button at the top of this page that says "Share This" and that will let you post this page to the different sharing sites as well as email it to a friend.